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Joke: Client meets escort for the first time

Posted on January 25, 2017 by ankins.steven741 Posted in Client meets escort for the first time . .

I was ready for a Pick-Up
I was in Las Vegas on a business trip and I was truly ready for a pick-up. This idea came to me after I found a card on a table in my hotel lobby. I was really curious about the Las Vegas Escorts. I’ll admit I was looking to relieve my loneliness in this bright city. Las Vegas business trips should not be boring. I’m a single middle-age guy looking to get picked-up by a woman who would hold my interest for more than ten minutes. The card read “Vegas Escorts.” Prior to my business meeting, I had never given Escorts in Las Vegas a thought. I lacked any knowledge about this sort of service. I was in my hotel and I was ready for a pick-up. Why would a single man sit alone in a hotel room while visiting this exciting city? Vegas Escorts ready to Pick-Up
The card claimed that the Escorts in Las Vegas were indeed ready to pick-up and show off a little Las Vegas dazzle. I don’t consider myself to be naïve, I would only state that my lack-of-experience clouded my good sense in this particular situation. Were the Las Vegas Escorts ready for me? I’m a simple businessman from Iowa. I’m not usually adventuresome by nature. There was something about the glitter and dazzle in this city that had changed my calm nature on this extremely lonely business trip.

One Call Away
I know how to conduct business. It only takes one call to receive good service. This is typically the Iowa business code of conduct. “Every client is only one call away from courteous service.” The business card appeared to be standard and upfront. Conducting business with an escort service could not be too different than my usual methods. I opted to muster up my courage for the evening and call the number on the card. My business trip in Las Vegas was taking a turn for the better.

Strange yet True
The idea of using an escort service for entertainment seemed too good to be true. I will admit that the idea of calling the number on the card was a rather strange notion. A pick-up after one call? I really did not want to spend my night alone so I dialed the number and made arrangements to meet my lady. I was ready for my night of fun and good cheer. This entire service seemed rather strange. I was really getting excited about this new opportunity in Las Vegas. The escort service seemed strange, yet it was indeed a true service.

A Hearty Handshake
Clever conversation began with a hearty handshake. Keep in mind, I am not the type of person who uses escort services. Meeting my very own escort was indeed a whole new experience for me. Perhaps I should have looked into this service prior to the initial meeting . I was not prepared with my greeting ahead of time. I consider myself to be an astute businessman and I like to be fully prepared. When I spotted the tall blonde walking through the hotel lobby doors, I immediately held out my hand and greeted her with a hearty handshake. Then I continued with some clever conversation. I may have overused my clever conversation skills and started to ramble instead. I was nervous and started to talk this lovely lady about my life in Iowa. I cleverly went on to talk about the thrill of being in Las Vegas. I should have come up for air before offering so much information.

The Embarrassing Moment
The embarrassing moment came when I realized that I had made an assumption about the beautiful blonde who walked through the lobby doors. This woman informed me that she was not here to pick me up for a night of good cheer. She was dressed to dazzle when I first saw her. She appeared to be an escort. I pictured myself enjoying every aspect of the city with her the minute she walked through the door. I assumed my date was ready to hit the night. I was somewhat overzealous, I will admit this. Looking back at this very embarrassing moment, I should have approached this entire meeting in a different manner. A hearty handshake and clever conversation could have waited until I made sure I was talking to the right woman.

Back to Iowa and Keeping my Mouth Shut
I did conduct business as usual, eventually. I did appreciate the Las Vegas Escorts. I eventually met my escort for the evening. I had a great time. I went back to Iowa and kept my mouth shut. I never told my associates about my Las Vegas embarrassing moment.

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Top 5 Funniest Comedians Coming To Las Vegas In 2017

Posted on January 19, 2017 by ankins.steven741 Posted in Uncategorized .

Las Vegas is a host to some of the funniest comedians on the planet, and not only appreciates them well but rewards them pretty generously too. This is why Sin City is a favorite among the comedians as well as the audience, who never disappoints and appreciates the new rising stars and headliners alike. It is always on the itinerary of the visitors to the city to experience the bustling comedy scene here, and there are many comedy clubs here to choose from.

Starting from the famous LA Comedy Club, Laugh Factory Comedy Club, Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club, Las Vegas Live Comedy Club, Sin City Comedy Theatre, to more Marc Savard Comedy Hypnosis, Zombie Burlesque, Nathan Burton Comedy Magic, and many more, there are comedy clubs that are best in the world to one more modest. Comedy has become a thriving industry in Las Vegas, and while new ones try their sets at open mics spread through the strip, the well-established comedians keep coming back to entertain and reach out to their admirers at clubs and in-house theaters in Caesars Palace and Mirage.

There are endless numbers of comedians that visit Las Vegas every year, and even though the year 2017 has just started, it seems like it’s going to be an exciting one for the comedians as well as the audience with few of the top names having already announced their arrival to the city. And, while all the comedians are exceptional in their own rights, here we would try to fit in the top 5 comedians visiting Last Vegas in 2017:

Gabriel Iglesias

Coming to Las Vegas in April and May to perform in Mirage, Gabriel Iglesias is also known as the fluffy guy to his audience. Born and raised in Chula Vista, California, he developed a strong sense of humor very early in life. Soon after, he realized he has really good potential to make it as a stand-up comedian, and taking the inspiration from other stand-up comedians of his time; he started his career in 1997 when he just went to any open mic and performed wherever he got a chance.

Today, he is one of the most prominent and successful comedians in the US comedy circle and has performed across the globe to sold-out concerts. His animated style, clean humor and ability to connect with the audience are the few qualities loved by an audience of all ages.

Jerry Seinfeld

This legendary comedian, who one can say needs no introduction, would be coming to perform in Las Vegas in September at Caesars Palace. His observational humor is arguably the best in the world, and would leave your jaws in pain for an evening full of laughter, right from the start till end.

He aims to please his audience, and his shows are a big deal because his shows are not an everyday affair. Starting his career in New York’s Catch A Rising Star Comedy Club, Jerry has come a long way to become the best-selling author, featured in one of the most popular shows “Seinfeld,” a movie actor, and continues to draw thousands in audience at his stand-up skits. Make sure to book your seats today!

Jay Leno

Jay Leno made a wonderful career as a television host for sure, but his stand-up skits are even more popular today. He is one of the most awaited comedians in Las Vegas, and people simply love him for his easy going catchy and conversational humor, which does fall into the adult category. This is why, audience under 16 is not allowed at his show, so watch out on that one while booking.

He performs at Terry Fator Theatre in Mirage, and keeping a check on his schedule is a good way to get your seats early. One can be sure of an evening full of laughter, and rest assured he would make you keep coming back for more once you taste comedy – The Jay Leno Way!

Steve Martin

Coming to Las Vegas this July is another world famous movie actor and stand-up comedian, Steve Martin, who has performed worldwide to packed houses. He is a well-known figure in Hollywood and makes it a point to come to Las Vegas to perform in front of packed theaters whenever he can.

He has won an Emmy Award in the category of Outstanding Writing Achievement in Comedy, Music or Variety in 1969. Performing along with Martin Short, he makes the entire act as funny as funny can be, and missing a chance to see these men in action performing at Caesars spells ‘regret’.

Ray Romano and David Spade

Coming to Las Vegas in February and April, and performing at Terry Fator Theatre, Mirage, are Ray Romano and David Spade who are known for their unique comedy style and coming timing. Their comedy shows together would become one of the highlights of your year. They are well-known TV stars, and world famous stand-up comedians, who regularly entertain audiences in Las Vegas.

Having briefed you about the arrival of the top five comedians to Las Vegas, the other few popular comedians that are worthy of mention and you must keep a look-out for are Ralphie May, Tape Face, Ron White, Tommy Lama, Tim Allen, George Lopez, Kevin Hart, Eddie Griffin, Wayne Brady, Jim Jefferis, and Jeff Dunham.

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